If you keep being mean to Church, Church will just keep being mean to you, and then everyone will be mean to everyone, all the time and everything will be bad and no one will have fun.

I mean, come on! Is this really what you want? You just want to be angry and mean all the time? Because that is dumb! And you know what? You are dumb for thinking that!

So Church left. And maybe some of us were sad. But you know what? That is okay! Because he was just trying to do something good! And he just made a mistake, and we all make mistakes sometimes.

So shut up and get over it!

Caboose

Sometimes RvB blindsides you with some real emotional moments.

(via jhyw)

captioningcrusader:

anyone who’s been following this blog knows that we’re highly susceptible to popular memes  

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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Better Identification of Viking Corpses Reveals: Half of the Warriors Were Female | Tor.com

bisexualpiratequeen:

"Researchers at the University of Western Australia decided to revamp the way they studied Viking remains. Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. (Female remains were identified by their oval brooches, and not much else.) By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons.”

Women have always fought. We have always been there, ‘contributing to history’. Our own, modern sexism contributes to the erasure of it.

(Bolding mine)

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

kittenswithfourleafclovers:

Please go buy this book it’s called sooper secrets and boomerang bloopers u won’t regret it

jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively 

Emergency : I'm going to the ER in a little bit

playbunny:

Sigh, Okay so you all may have seen my updates on my post wisdom teeth surgery. You all helped me gain money to take them out and it was a successful surgery and I’ve had NO MORE PAIN in my mouth so just bless.

HOWEVER, after I’ve gotten them out I’ve noticed some extreme…